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Are you home?

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What are you looking at?

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Your browsing history.

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What? You're snooping on my computer?

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Uh, well, I was trying to file a home
warranty claim.

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and then I came across a few interesting
sites.

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You're looking through my browsing
history?

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That's not cool.

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I don't look through your phone.

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What the fuck, Annie?

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You're watching porn.

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With men.

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Fucking women in the ass.

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Is this what you're into?

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Are you straight?

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No!

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God, no.

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I'm queer.

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I'm 100 % lesbian. You know that.

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Fuck, we're married.

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What kind of question is that? Do I like
men? No.

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Hell no.

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I mean, it's not very apparent from what
you're obviously getting off to.

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I mean, what kind of lesbian watches
straight porn?

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Oh, fuck, Annie. It's just porn.

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You go down a rabbit hole.

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What do they say? You're just one click
away from a black dick?

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Well, I clicked on a dick going up a
woman's ass.

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Fucking shoot me.

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Look, I'm just hurt.

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How do you think this makes me feel?

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I have to use a strap -on on you, and
you're obviously fiending for a man

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You know what? I can't talk right now.

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This is Connor. He's Carol's son from
down the street.

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He has agreed to come and service you.

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It's nice to meet you.

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Yeah, anything you need.

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You know, me and my girlfriend do it all
the time. So, you know, if you want to

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have anal, that's fine. I have plenty of
backdoor experience.

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Can I talk to you in private?

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What the fuck are you doing?

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Did you hire a gigolo for me?

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No, he's not a gigolo. He's Carol's son.

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Look, I was talking to Carol about our
situation.

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How you want things that I can't give
you.

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Oh my God, you didn't.

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Are you kidding me?

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Why are you talking to Carol about our
love life?

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How embarrassing.

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You're telling her that I'm watching
porn?

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What are you telling her?

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Look, I know you have your craving.

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You're not a gold star.

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You've been with men before.

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And maybe it's something you need every
now and then.

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I just don't want you leaving me to find
it. I figured, I'm not the man without

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the relationship.

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So you're the neighbor's kid.

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He's 26 years old. He's a man.

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Listen. He's in a very open
relationship.

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His girlfriend was there, too, and she's
so excited for him to come and help us

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out.

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I am absolutely fucking lonely.

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I love you.

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I just want you to be happy.

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Seriously, have some fun with Connor.

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If it weren't for my gold star status,
I'd consent to his penis going in my

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vagina, too.

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Please. Do it for me. It's okay.

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So you really want me to have sex with
Connor?

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You're not going to flip out about it
later?

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I promise.

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Get it out of your system.

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I'll be upstairs.

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Maybe we can go to the Abbey later and
you can give me all the juicy details.

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I love you. Come along.

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Hey. Everything okay?

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Yeah. It's fine.

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I'm sorry. You're probably really
uncomfortable right now.

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Probably like, what the fuck is wrong
with these people?

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Nah, it's cool. Don't stress.

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How long has it been since you've been
with a man?

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Almost seven years.

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I started seeing women after I split up
with my last husband.

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He was a real asshole.

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Then I met Annie and we got married.

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So, yeah.

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It's been a while.

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We can go easy.

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What do you want me to do?

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Oh, my God. I don't know.

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Can I see how big it is?

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Lay down.

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I forgot how much I like this.

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It's been a while since you had a big
cock, huh?

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I've been here too long.

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Sorry, I'm getting all spinny.

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You're just having the fun that you've
been waiting for all these years, huh?

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I'm definitely gay, okay?

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Who doesn't love a nice peck on?

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I'm glad we're having so much fun.

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Well, Annie said she wanted me to have
fun, so.

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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I just can't.

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amazing wife.

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You can keep your caucuses dropped off.

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Thank you.

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Don't stress that we're cognated.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Fuck.

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Well,

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you did say that we are neighbors after
all.

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Oh my god, fuck.

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Oh, that's because he's talking to you.

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He likes you.

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Fuck. Oh, I think he loves that fucking
car.

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Fuck.

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Yeah, that's so fucking good. Yeah.

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Oh my god, that's good.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, grab my fucking hips.

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Pull me into that.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I fucking love taking this.

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I think I need to be spread open and
used.

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All my fucking holes.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh. Oh.

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Yeah.

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What do you think? Do you think I'll
just sit in there?

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That's kind of tight.

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I want you to sit down on my coffee.

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Just a bit of alcohol.

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Fuckin' good.

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Yeah, I got nothing to cock in my ass.

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Fuckin' on the cock.

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Yeah. Fuckin' asshole. Oh, fuck. Fuckin'
asshole.

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I want all that fuckin' cock. Oh, fuck.
Yeah.

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Yeah, you just let me know if you ever
want more.

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I'll be your partner too.

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That's not a bad idea.